quick and sloppy, but i had fun doing it
from concept to execution, about 5 hours
lyrics:
Microsoft come’s out and tries to raise the bar
Fable, Gears and Fallout, well here’s your gold star
RE5 co-op, and yes and we all cheer
though it still sucks that we can’t play it till next year
Avatars are the new way to see your friends though
they still manage to rip off Sony and Nintendo
new dashboard interesting for sure
what i really care about? 16×10 support
and it’ll be the day when you see hell freeze
if someone buys a system for You’re At The Movies
Wada comes out for some RPG’s
one more thing, Final Fantasy
Sony fans, bitter tears, watch em drown
nothing that i love more than a good old fashioned meltdown
and speaking of down, look down Nintendo way
everybody slingin hate at Cammie Dunaway
photoshops keep on comin, ain’t about to stop
why would you even open up your show with Carrot Top?
MotionPlus should have been there in the first place
Wiispeak will bring the little kids hatin on race
you guys are rich as hell, yeah yeah we know
Ravi Drums, animated gif of the show
then we see Reggie up on G4
telling us Animal Crossing is for the hardcore
man, what the hell was you thinkin?
but props to Remo for confirming a new Pikmin
on to Sony’s show, and they need to atone
why didn’t they show just a little more of Killzone?
Resistance 2 looks awesome of coarse
but i’ve still seen bigger bosses in Earth Defense Force
they’re clingin to that 10 year plan like granite
best sales chart goes to LittleBigPlanet
still no release for Home, and that blows
Fat Princess, best game name of the show
you roll out some video market place tricks
and 360 1up’s by you partnering with NetFlix
once again you remove the BC
and we finally get a teaser for God of War 3
i don’t know what i want to play more looking ahead
EA gets the love for Mirror’s Edge and Left 4 Dead
yeah i know it’s publishing, and it’s really Valve
Carmack show’s off Rage, and they cut to the crowd
Lost Planet movie? man you must be kiddin me
trailer of the show goes to Duke Nukem Trilogy
Microsoft pulls a new Bungie trailer
Dead Rising Wii? let me get my inhaler
I am Alive has potential they say
as long as everybody doesnt focus on Jade
Ubi announces more crap, and thats no shock
Capcom, i gotta ask you man, what the Flock
no Captain Rainbow, didn’t think i’d see it
Fallout 3, well its looking pretty decent
Ninty says E3 is not for core gamers
we’re the ones watching, so that’s really a shame sir
when all is said and done, there were still some no shows
Gran Turismo 5, and where was Team ICO?
i know, GC, Tokyo, lets begin the wait
this has been E3 2008
attack slug, bout to get out of here
with any luck it’ll be better next year
